1. In case there were a shred of doubt, this is NOT a photograph of a giant, menacing grasshopper roaming the Midwest and destroying everything in sight. Though it might look like a scene from a science-fiction creature feature of the 1950s, this is simply that of an average-sized grasshopper on somebody’s windscreen.
2. At first glance, it appears as though some unlucky individual has awakened to find a 5ft. squirrel breaking into his car. Fortunately, the squirrel in question isn’t human-sized and is just sitting on the ledge outside of said owner’s window.
3. Imagine wishing to be whisked away on your wedding day on a white horse and clad in your dress and veil. It’s a beautiful thought until you develop the photographs and realise that you appear to have the legs of horses dangling beneath that crisp, white dress of yours.
4. In, what is my guess, Eastern Europe, it’s not enough that you find yourself being ogled at by motorists when crossing the road and minding your own business; making it worse is the fact that the eyes making their way up and down your body are those of the canine type.